ian glazer's tuesdaynight

Is it spring or winter? This alternating between seasons has got to go. I am tired of hear news flashes about snow that melts before it hits the ground. So I want to talk about “spinning.” Have you heard of this? Here’s my synopsis, even though I have never done it, I have heard a bunch about it and witnessed its destructive capabilities. So I guess it involves a resistance bike, a drill sergeant, and lots of biking. It seems like a great workout… until you stop. Let me tell you I saw what happens when you stop… all those muscles that you were just working, shrink, no not shrink, but implode. Ask Dianne about her experience. At any rate, most of you missed a good time (Not related to the Good Times virus) last week. It doesn’t look like it is going to rain/snow/hail/younameit on Tuesday so come on by Toledo Lounge.

I’m not going to do it… I am not going to waste valuable calories typing on and on about Valentines Day: The Global Conspiracy between Hallmark and FTD… I won’t even blabber on about how Fox is one of the smartest networks in the world: see how they have strung along viewers of the X-Files for years. No, I won’t be ranting today. Instead, I will let musician Lou Reed rant for me. Check out http://www.loureed.org/news/index.html A great rant about the whole impeachment thing. There is a disturbing trend I need to inform you about… Toledo seems to be closing early. Apparently, written somewhere behind the bar is an equation which factors in the number of people working versus the number of patrons in the bar. This equation is a profitability equation… and I am here to tell you that the last two weeks Toledo Lounge closed early b/c their magical equation told them to. I take a bit of blame for this… I have been unavailable for the last two weeks. So, let’s try to put some bodies in Toledo Lounge on Tuesday around 9.